me: Hi, I ordered three books online and I received two of the three, but instead of the third book, I got a different book that I didn’t order.
Barnes & Noble help phone: You received three books you didn’t order?
me: No, I ordered three books for adults and instead of three books for adults, I received two books for adults, the two books I ordered, and instead of the third book I ordered, I received one children’s book that I have no use for because I have no children.
Barnes & Noble help phone: Well, not yet anyway, right?
….it is too early in the morning for a stranger to make commentary on my ovaries. Particularly in the guise of customer service.
-Mallory
