via email
Mallory: you know what’s a great movie? “first wives club.” no idea why I’m watching it but damn if it isn’t entertaining.
Jessi: AND DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO/ AND DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO SAYYYYYY
All five of my top five favorite movies in 6th grade were that movie.
Dear Jessi,
Thank you for always understanding me, thank you for being the Goldie Hawn to my Diane Keaton (neither of us is as chunky as Bette Midler, let’s be real) and thank you for drunkenly blogging about your nether regions.
-Mallory
