How Not To Do Your Twenties

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January 2, 2012 at 10:10am
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twentysomething new year’s resolutions for a twentysomething in year twentysomething

1. Get a job.
2. Be brave.
3. Care less about looking stupid.
4. Stop trying to see if a diet of frozen yogurt and coffee can sustain human life. It can’t.
5. Spend a little less time with Netflix Instant and a little more time with actual people.
6. Stop playing Words with Friends so much!!!
7. Finish things I start.
8. Travel more.
9. Be generous.
10. Try not to fight so hard against living in New York, since I won’t in a few months (assuming #1 goes well).
11. Be nicer to my family.
12. Cook more.
13. Write more.
14. Curse less.
15. Develop a poker face, especially in non-poker situations.
16. Stop doing things because I “should.”
17. Adjust my attitude.
18. Stop spending money on dumb things….
19. …Unless those dumb things are pretty and make me really happy.
20. Ask for help.
21. Watch the news more, but don’t let it depress me.
22. Don’t settle.

-Mallory

Notes

  1. seriouslyimportantthings reblogged this from baileyeverywhere and added:
    all of these things (i’m so glad i’m not...only one on the coffee/frozen yogurt or other...
  2. tsuginojibun reblogged this from baileyeverywhere and added:
    UGH ALL THE THINGS ALL THE FEELINGS OH MY GOD. New Year, what even are you?
  3. irrationalurges reblogged this from hownottodoyourtwenties and added:
    What Mallory said…
  4. baileyeverywhere reblogged this from hownottodoyourtwenties and added:
    there is occasionally comfort...realization that I’m just like everyone else my age who...
  5. monkeygal reblogged this from hownottodoyourtwenties and added:
    Except for the one
  6. kylie-forever reblogged this from hownottodoyourtwenties and added:
    me except replace
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