How Not To Do Your Twenties

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January 2, 2012 at 10:05pm
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Here’s a fun tip for the new year:

If you had a horrible breakup with somebody three years ago and haven’t spoken to them since and you now live in different countries, don’t gchat her to see if she’d be into watching you jerk off because you can’t sleep and you thought that might help.

She’s not. And it won’t.

-Mallory

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