I’m sorry, I’ve been super busy lately, so I don’t have the time right now to write a full essay about how incredibly ridiculous this is. Just know if I were to write something, it would definitely involve the words, “absurd,” “embarrassing,” and something about how there is officially no more styles in the Sunday Styles section.
But seriously, guys, super busy, so you can just fill in the blanks in between gagging sounds as you read it.
-Mallory
