on behalf of all twentysomethings in theater
Dear Mom & Dad,
I am glad you enjoyed “Smash” last night on NBC/stayed up past 10pm for the first time in three years.
However, the only way in which this show resembles my life is that I often wear mens’ shirts. And not in a sexy, happy-birthday-mister-president sort of way, but in a seen-annie-hall-too-many-times sort of way.
But thanks for taking an active interest and please continue to pay my iphone bill.
xoxo,
Mallory
PS- Yup, you’re right, you have heard of Katharine McPhee, so the whole “introducing” her thing is sort of redonkulous.
